24 Aug 2011 Arthur, Joe and Stan
Add a caption to the photo above … wittiest comment will win a prize … deadline for entries is 11 September 2011
I know I am risking a black eye from our dear friend Nicola but couldn’t resist this one! £20 voucher for the best witty caption to be pinged across. Winner announced at the ground on Sunday 31 October. DH
2010 Golf Day Caption Competition
Stan in his buggy here …
I am sure you can come up with a witty comment to go with our new competition photo. Sorry about the quality but you get the gist!
Caption Competition for the New Season
Here is our very own Trevor Strand captured during ‘pre-season’
Come up with a witty caption … the winner and prize will be announced at the Members Forum on 31 August 2010 at the ground at 8.15pm The winner of the £20 voucher is Tony Gawler
Come up with a witty caption for this photo supplied by Derek West. Surprise prize, with the winner announced at the barbecue on Sunday 2 May at the ground.
EASTER CAPTION COMPETITION
Result of the £20 voucher winner will be announced at the Vets game next Sunday 2pm [only those at the game will be eligible for the prize]
- Easter caption competition: what is Lee Milton saying to Ryan Smith/Tom Head?
New Year Competition: £20 voucher for the best entry received by midnight 8 January. Click on Comment with your attempt [as many goes as you like!]. The winning caption will receive the voucher Saturday evening at the ground prior to the Birmingham-v-Man Utd game on TV.
What might Angie Milton be telling the cameraman about Tommy Lockett who is standing behind her?
Competition for 29 December at the ground … all correct entries will be entered into a hat at 3.30pm and the winner will receive a £10 bar voucher. The picture shows another cup win at Homelands in March 2004 … but who is the Green number 1? Write your answer on a piece of paper and hand to Dave Homewood on Tuesday at the ground. Obvously, don’t click on Comment to send your answers this time round! ANSWER: PETER WILSON
The December caption competition simply asks for a witty comment to this picture taken by Paul Carter at Sunday’s home Division Two game between the Green Reserves and Wye. Answers must be submitted to the comment click here … before Tuesday night’s Forum at the ground (7pm). You can have as many goes as you like. The best response will receive a £10 voucher from the bar but you have to be at the Forum to receive the prize. Good luck!
I SAID ITS YOUR ROUND
trent cant u hear get ricky on after all he is behind us!
Sounds like …………lap !!!!!!
Hey Trentie wannna swop earrings luv!!
NOT WHO WYE
is it still raining phil?? cant EAR YA….have you seen ricky??? HE S BEHIND YOU…….
why hasent my jacket got a hood my ears are cold thought i was the manager!!
its a good job its raining trent otherwise you,d blow up (LOOK AT HIS INITIALS)
Cannon & Ball …. Alive and Well and living in Ashford
DO MY EARS LOOK BID IN THIS….
DO MY EARS LOOK BIG IN THIS….
wot hes not signed on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oi trent. im going on for ashley. i will show them how its done.
Difficult to choose but the decision was a shared win for Ian Holloway and Matt Wedge. Look out for the next competition and, for the players, the chance to win a BIG prize over Christmas!
Get a Picture of him quick. He is gonna win the next x factor. We can sell it to the papers.
does tommy always carry a microphone in his pocket
Whos that baldy fella trying to chat me up.? i’l get my Shirley on him if he aint careful
Why are we letting registered offenders in?
did he just twang my g-string
is this the tommy the one and only tommy… tommy yeah tommy poyner wow
hes doing the music tonight i heard them saying tommys band again
If it wasn’t for him KCFA would be bankrupt
“When he said he would slip me a Lockett I thought it was something for my sore throat!!”
this bald bloke behind me looks like uncle festa!!!!
He just told me he’s no longer banned?
dont tell Lee but we both just got back from holiday together. Does the Tan give it away?
HOWmuch does he owe i,ll get it off him
I thought this do was for footballers – wot’s he doing here?
wot him and my shirley nah
if i’d have used daz maybe my shirt wud av been as white as tommy’s
‘Where you going – Mailey told you to sit, not me!’ (Churchills game 04/04/10)
Do I look fat in this shirt??
I wish I could be left footed like you 2,!!
“Look I’ve told you before Tom, we form a wall for a free kick – we do not hold hands!”
i cant believe you two all i asked you to do is not get cought kissing on the pitch!!im very disapointed…..
god you two look like beavis an but head!!
Oh u picked Ryan over me now have ya tom. I thought we had something special!!
waffty
dont just walk away you two we gotta take the goals down or do i have to do everything around here!!
now lacey you go centr back and give us a bit of bite , tia you go on for ash a bit more height is needed up top
lacey[dont put me on plz gaffer my mouth will get me in 2 trouble just like urs and matts and its not worth the fine… tia [ i agree….now can i have some off ur fag plzzzzzzzz….
Lacy could u whisper me the team for the game. I’m out of ideas!!!
I could play a Rooney role up top if u want lace!!!
But which one of you is going to be assistant manager next year. And yes I will come and watch you. Bet you don’t win the League like me though!!
Best get you to some signing on forms we cant afford another 6 point deduction
Which one of you buried the league trophy!
Your gonna have to help me with this email Malarky! Ive only just got used to morse code!
look those animals in GREEN have been let off to run about WHY cant we ?
As i was saying as a manager i won the league in 2010 the cup in 2009 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
so you two fancy a run out at wimbledon then, i will try and get you the red jacket trap 1 tia , lacy you go six stay wide .
I’ve a gray Angel on my chest, a wierd Guru behind me and a melon on my head. Now the players will have to respect my authority!
well if jason lee got away with a pineapple on his head why cant i have a melon.
( for those to young to remember jason lee he used to play for noots forest )
It’s trevors profile pic for when he applied for the green reserve job with his assistant! Showing he is serious about the challenges ahead
i would prefer a baseball cap but i think it suits me . i will take it!
what
Och, I know my balls are here someplace!
“Well, the Pope pulled into Glasgow in his Popemobile, and some of the wee bairns hot wired it, and, after a paint job and an odd modification it’s now a Donaldomobile!”
You see I am totally Green,no smoking and now an electric car.
“I find it so much harder to walk the coarse now I’m pregnant!”
Sorry – spelling mistake – I did mean course
i dont no what to do with myself now im not smoking. maybe curb crawling will help.
the above message was from Lee Milton
not my idea of a club car , im the chairman dont you know
BREAKING NEWS
Steven Hawking buys new wheelchair
“Stunned, you bet – the copper said I was doing 40 miles and hour and I knew I havn’t been out an hour!!”
At last we have found the missing match balls
Nicolas idea for next seasons kit, change of colour and style!
i want to look like my iaN!!!!
EASY TIGGER YOUR HAVE SOME ONES EYE OUT WITH THEM
boston red socks
ha!
green leopards skins
oi the linos a cheetah
And that gentlemen is my impression of a
“Zebra winged Leopard moth”
now will someone turn the light out cos I think it’s attracting them!
if looks could kill thats all im saying
“Honestly Harris, i’m pretty sure Kennington have signed Frodo Baggins!”
” Right guys, I see they have released the bait. Don’t start untill you hear my whistle! Ready……Steady…..
bet he wishes he had ablue shirt on
Harris see that little fella over there do u think he can sign for our new under 10′s he could do a job!!
no tad thats kev not your misses!!!!
tads telling someone “see my header, ooooh” while quinny has fallen asleep during the story!
You though Tad was small…..Check out his Mate on his shoulder !!!!!
Quinny “Yeah i’ve taken to using Pantenne Shampoo now, Just look at how it blows in the wind”
Tad “For fuck sake Quinny, who cares about your hair?!!!!”
How much are we paying the groundsman to do that crooked line?
stan you could CORNER the dog market down here
Are you on the LEADer board ??????, careful theres a dog leg before the flag
stan could you please remove your belly from the line , the refs moaning
So what you saying stan is that the WHOLE ball has to cross then line for it to be a throw in? thats amazing.